i saw mommy groping santa claus

In my unending effort to keep you up to date on bad things Santas do and bad things done to Santas, here are bits of a story from the News Times in Danbury, Connecticut:
DANBURY — A 33-year-old woman was charged with fourth-degree sexual assault Saturday after allegedly groping a man playing Santa Claus at [...]

canada post trumps microsoft with its own naughty santa

Ho, ho, uh-oh…
Last week, I wrote about Microsoft’s naughty Santa. Now comes word that Canada Post has its own nasty Père Noël. From this Ottawa Citizen story:
Canada Post ‘heartbroken’ over rude Santa letters
Hunt on for ‘rogue elf’
Richard Starnes, The Ottawa Citizen
Friday, December 14, 2007
There was absolutely nothing Ho Ho Ho about the letters Rosalyn Da [...]

bad (microsoft) santa

This just in on the online-merrymaking beat: Microsoft has pulled the plug on an artificial-intelligence Santa with a dirty mind. He had a tendency to veer conversations with children towards oral sex. The Register broke the story.
As a bonus, here’s a look at other bad Microsoft ideas.