May 22, 2007...11:01 am

I quit; goodbye cruel facebook

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Top 12 reasons why I am about to deactivate my Facebook account, just 35 days after enthusiastically embracing the service:

12) I’m too old.

11) It’s too much like being on a reality-TV show.

10) Once it starts making the front page of paper-based content aggregators, it has lost its cachet.

9) I have a sneaking suspicion all those people on my list weren’t really my “friends.”

8 ) Nobody ever gave me a Facebook gift.

7) I don’t really want to look at pictures of a “friend’s” weekend road trip to Boston.

6) I am going to embrace a promising new craze: blogging.

5) I was spending an inordinate amount of time talking (in person, face to face, using my voice) to carbon-based friends about whether people are informed when you “reject” someone who wants to be your “friend” on Facebook or when you dump them from your “friend” list.

4) I don’t need to be immediately informed when a “friend,” after much deliberation, decides The Jeffersons is NOT actually a favorite TV show.

3) There are far better ways to procrastinate online. Think The Onion, YouTube and BBC News.

2) Increasingly, my status updates were about updating my status.

1) I have anti-social tendencies. What was I thinking?

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